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Tuesday, September 27 2016 @ 08:08 AM EDT

Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

Yes gentle reader, there is a book designed for bathroom reading. As a matter of fact, this is the 26th, All New, Bathroom Reader. They even claim to be the undisputed king of throne-room entertainment. Once you seat yourself down and pass the time away with this thick volume of facts, trivia, humor, short and long stories, you may rest on the throne longer than anticipated. At times, this is to the chagrin of others pacing outside and chomping down while waiting for their turn to read this huge interesting tome.

Having chanced to encounter this type of bathroom literature in Maryland, I contacted the Bathroom Readers' Institute in Ashland, Oregon www.bathroomreader.com and ordered a book. Living alone, I can take as much time as desired to peruse the items and not worry about haste.

To give you an idea of the internal contents, the Index lists the offerings by Short, Medium, Long and Extended. It goes on to classify Bathroom Lore, A moving Experience, Americana, Business, Canadiana, Creature Feature, Food and Drink and much more within this plainly numbered (on a toilet paper roll) 544 pages.

ISBN - 13: 978-1-60710-903-7 and ISBN - 10: 1 60710-903-4 To learn more access www.bathroomreader.com and to order $19.95 per copy. You will want to order more than one, not only to give out as presents, but to replenish the pilferage done by your guests!

by Mel Fabrikant

Mel is a longtime Paramus resident and has belonged to many Paramus organizations. He is responsible for bringing the Scholarship Show to town and seeing to it that the initial presentation went over well. His five offspring were brought up through the Paramus school system. In addition, he is a longtime Paramus Rotary member.

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