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MIKE THOMPSON

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Two Republican elephants look at an ice cream truck. There are 10 flavors. They feature: \'McCain Vanilla,\' \'Romney Vanilla,\' \'Giuliani Vanilla,\' \'Thompson Vanilla,\' \'Huckabee Vanilla,\' \'Tancredo Vanilla,\' \'Paul Vanilla,\' \'Hunter Vanilla,\' \'Gilmore Vanilla\' and \'Brownback Vanilla.\' The first elephant says: \'Makes you wanna say: Sheez!\' The other responds: \'No: Uuugh!\' The caption says: \'The Republican Presidential Debate.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

Two Republican elephants look at an ice cream truck. There are 10 flavors. They feature: \'McCain Vanilla,\' \'Romney Vanilla,\' \'Giuliani Vanilla,\' \'Thompson Vanilla,\' \'Huckabee Vanilla,\' \'Tancredo Vanilla,\' \'Paul Vanilla,\' \'Hunter Vanilla,\' \'Gilmore Vanilla\' and \'Brownback Vanilla.\' The first elephant says: \'Makes you wanna say: Sheez!\' The other responds: \'No: Uuugh!\' The caption says: \'The Republican Presidential Debate.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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Former CIA director George Tenet wears his \'Presidential Freedom Award\' with money in his pocket. He says: \'I\'m now willing to courageously speak out against the White House even though I\'m a little late.\' He then states: \'For my ... book signing.\' The caption says: \'George Tenet and his mettle.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

Former CIA director George Tenet wears his \'Presidential Freedom Award\' with money in his pocket. He says: \'I\'m now willing to courageously speak out against the White House even though I\'m a little late.\' He then states: \'For my ... book signing.\' The caption says: \'George Tenet and his mettle.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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President George W. Bush sits in a bubble with a \'veto\' stamp. The bubble is labeled \'fantasy.\' Behind the bubbles, images from the war in Iraq are displayed. There are guns, bombs, military helmets, graves and Satar Jabar. The caption says: \'I will not withdraw from Iraq ... militarily speaking.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

President George W. Bush sits in a bubble with a \'veto\' stamp. The bubble is labeled \'fantasy.\' Behind the bubbles, images from the war in Iraq are displayed. There are guns, bombs, military helmets, graves and Satar Jabar. The caption says: \'I will not withdraw from Iraq ... militarily speaking.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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A newsman holds a shovel at a grave with a marker that says: \'Ford Motor Company.\' On the marker is the date \'1903-\' followed by \'2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007.\' The second third and fourth dates are crossed out. A man with a hard hat and a \'Ford Motor Company\' sweat shirt waves at the newsman, who says in the caption: \'You\'re standing on my last nerve, pal.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson

A newsman holds a shovel at a grave with a marker that says: \'Ford Motor Company.\' On the marker is the date \'1903-\' followed by \'2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007.\' The second third and fourth dates are crossed out. A man with a hard hat and a \'Ford Motor Company\' sweat shirt waves at the newsman, who says in the caption: \'You\'re standing on my last nerve, pal.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson

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MIKE THOMPSON

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A woman in an American flag dress has blood splatters on her apron as well as bullet holes in her arm and on her chest. Her obese husband sits in a recliner with several guns and bullets. His shirt says: \'Gun culture.\' She says: \'It\'s not my fault that he does this ... really .... if only I had more surveillance cameras ... and metal detectors ... and ... \' Her husband replies: \'Beer me.\' The caption says: \'Splattered wife syndrome.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

A woman in an American flag dress has blood splatters on her apron as well as bullet holes in her arm and on her chest. Her obese husband sits in a recliner with several guns and bullets. His shirt says: \'Gun culture.\' She says: \'It\'s not my fault that he does this ... really .... if only I had more surveillance cameras ... and metal detectors ... and ... \' Her husband replies: \'Beer me.\' The caption says: \'Splattered wife syndrome.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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A man appears nervous while on the court stand in the first frame. He says: \'Um ...\' The caption says: \'Having trouble splitting hairs before Senate Committees?\' In the second frame, the caption says: \'Then try a dose of ... \' The arrow points to a bottle called \'Alberto Vo Jive.\' The bottle has a picture of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on it. In the third frame, Gonzales wipes a tear and says: \'I want to sincerely apologize to the families of the fired prosecutors ... for what I deny doing.\' The caption says: \'It adds sheen and luster to your hair-splitting.\' In the fourth frame, Gonzales sits at the stand and says: \'I did nothing wrong ... but my memory\'s hazy.\' The captions says: \'It smooths out contradictions, restoring damaged credibility!\' In the fifth frame, Gonzales says: \'I have nothing to hide ... but my memory\'s hazy.\' The caption reads: \'Makes those split hairs look healthy!\' In the last frame, Gonzales has flowers around his head. A Democratic donkey in a suit says: \'He\'s full of it.\' A Republican elephant in a suit responds: \'But his it don\'t stink!\' The caption says: \' ... and it smells great, too.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

A man appears nervous while on the court stand in the first frame. He says: \'Um ...\' The caption says: \'Having trouble splitting hairs before Senate Committees?\' In the second frame, the caption says: \'Then try a dose of ... \' The arrow points to a bottle called \'Alberto Vo Jive.\' The bottle has a picture of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on it. In the third frame, Gonzales wipes a tear and says: \'I want to sincerely apologize to the families of the fired prosecutors ... for what I deny doing.\' The caption says: \'It adds sheen and luster to your hair-splitting.\' In the fourth frame, Gonzales sits at the stand and says: \'I did nothing wrong ... but my memory\'s hazy.\' The captions says: \'It smooths out contradictions, restoring damaged credibility!\' In the fifth frame, Gonzales says: \'I have nothing to hide ... but my memory\'s hazy.\' The caption reads: \'Makes those split hairs look healthy!\' In the last frame, Gonzales has flowers around his head. A Democratic donkey in a suit says: \'He\'s full of it.\' A Republican elephant in a suit responds: \'But his it don\'t stink!\' The caption says: \' ... and it smells great, too.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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On every April day of the calendar Uncle Sam holds a rifle in his lap while sitting in an easy chair watching a gunman on television, except on April 16. On that day, the \'VT\' logo for Virginia Tech is shown and Uncle Sam says: \'What\'s wrong with America?!\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

On every April day of the calendar Uncle Sam holds a rifle in his lap while sitting in an easy chair watching a gunman on television, except on April 16. On that day, the \'VT\' logo for Virginia Tech is shown and Uncle Sam says: \'What\'s wrong with America?!\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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Russian President Vladimir Putin tries to wake up a bear that has the Communist symbol on its belly. Outside the cave a group of people hold a sign that says: \'Democracy, Da!\' Putin sings \'Up and at \'em!\' to the bear. Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

Russian President Vladimir Putin tries to wake up a bear that has the Communist symbol on its belly. Outside the cave a group of people hold a sign that says: \'Democracy, Da!\' Putin sings \'Up and at \'em!\' to the bear. Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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Uncle Sam fights the fire-breathing dragon by cutting off its tail with a sword. The spikes on the dragon\'s back spell \'racism.\' The tail is shaped as a microphone and says \'Imus.\' Uncle Sam thinks: \'problem solved!\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

Uncle Sam fights the fire-breathing dragon by cutting off its tail with a sword. The spikes on the dragon\'s back spell \'racism.\' The tail is shaped as a microphone and says \'Imus.\' Uncle Sam thinks: \'problem solved!\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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A CBS manager sits in a limo smoking a cigar with a pretty girl in his lap. He is holding a chart with an arrow pointing down. The chart says: \'The bottom line.\' The man says: \'I suspended Imus from my radio network because he crossed the line.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

A CBS manager sits in a limo smoking a cigar with a pretty girl in his lap. He is holding a chart with an arrow pointing down. The chart says: \'The bottom line.\' The man says: \'I suspended Imus from my radio network because he crossed the line.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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A man and woman stand by their SUV. A bumper sticker says: \'Global warming = myth.\' Bird poop falls onto the car\'s windshield. The man yells: \'Yeech! Why can\'t birds do their business at home and not on my SUV?\' The woman responds: \'Oh, please. What animal\'s dumb enough to soil its own nest?\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

A man and woman stand by their SUV. A bumper sticker says: \'Global warming = myth.\' Bird poop falls onto the car\'s windshield. The man yells: \'Yeech! Why can\'t birds do their business at home and not on my SUV?\' The woman responds: \'Oh, please. What animal\'s dumb enough to soil its own nest?\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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MIKE THOMPSON

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A dinosaur yells as a burning meteor falls from the sky. He says: \'Here come rapid climate change and dire consequences for us all!\' A Tyrannosaurus rex and a stegosaurus stand across from him. The stegosaurus replies: \'Check out Mr. Crackpot Alarmist.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

A dinosaur yells as a burning meteor falls from the sky. He says: \'Here come rapid climate change and dire consequences for us all!\' A Tyrannosaurus rex and a stegosaurus stand across from him. The stegosaurus replies: \'Check out Mr. Crackpot Alarmist.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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