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Tuesday, December 06 2016 @ 03:10 AM EST
The Paramus Post - Greater Paramus News and Lifestyle Webzine
Tuesday, December 06 2016 @ 03:10 AM EST
The Paramus Post - Greater Paramus News and Lifestyle Webzine
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    MIKE THOMPSON

    From the perspective of Pluto, two aliens look at planet Earth. The polar ice cap is melting, an \'X\' marks the middle east, an enourmous adhesive bandage covers equatorial Africa, in the Far East a nuclear mushroom cloud glows red.\' One alien says: \'The say our Pluto isn\'t in the same category as their Earth.\' The other alien says: \'I\'ll second that.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    G-8 representatives in suits ride aboard a pirate ship piloted by Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin, who has a a hook on the end of his arm in the shape of a Soviet-era hammer and cycle. Pirates fight and die all around the the G-8 representatives. Bodies float in the water and currency blows overboard. A Jolly Roger flies from the mast. On it are the words: \'Capitalist Russia.\' One representative says out of the side of his mouth: \'Could be worse. We could be holding a religious tolerance seminar in the Middle East.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    President George W. Bush rides atop a Mardis Gras float. He is dressed as a king. He throws out adhesive bandages to people on the street, which has storm-damaged buildings and debris along the parade rout. The float has as its slogan: \'The feel good tour 2006.\' A couple watches the parade. The man wears a T-shirt that says: \'New Orleans.\' He grumbles: \'Break out the hipwaders again.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    Mullahs party at the Iran fraternity house, which is covered in anti-U.S. graffiti. A dead horse lies belly-up on the upstairs porch. One mullah holds a Kalishnakov and another blows up explosives. Kofi Annan stands arms akimbo next to a man labeled \'U.N.\' Annan says: \'Well, as of this moment they\'re on double secret probation.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    In the first of two panels, a woman holds up her finger and says: \'Traffic deaths have reached their highest level since 1990.\' In the scond panel, the woman is sitting in the passenger seat of a suburban utilty vehicle that is crashed into a barn. Chickens fly away in terror. The driver, a man, holds a coffee cup, has a cell phone on his ear and types on a laptop computer . He says: \'Really? Hold my coffee while I Google to find out the reason why ...\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    In the first of four panels, a woman says: \'Gas prices have finally dropped and this time we\'ve learned our lesson.\' A man says: \'Right.\' In the second panel the woman says: \'This time we\'re definitely gonna change our oil-dependent lifestyle.\' The man says: \'Right.\' In the third panel, the woman says: \'No more procrastination.\' The man says: \'Right.\' In the fourth panel the couple sits on a sofa in a living room right out of the 1970s. There is an 8-track player, lava lamp and pet rock. The man wears a \'John Denver rocks\' T-shirt. the woman says: \'This time we are serious.\' The man says: \'Right. No will you please stop interrupting \'Hawaii Five-O.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    A view of the stick shift on a manual transmission in a Ford shows all the gears marked \'R\' for reverse. Caption says \'The Way Forward Plan.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson. Other keywords: Ford Motor Co., William Clay Ford, production, layoffs, factory closures, $254 million loss

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    In the inset, a fat-cat businessman holds an enormous cigar and says: \'As CEO of a major U.S. corporation, I\'d like to say happy Labor Day to my employees.\' In the overall cartoon are shown lines of women at sewing machines inside \'Beijing sweatshop # 45932.\' A communist hammer and cycle and photo of Mao Zedong hand on the wall. The CEO says: \'But I don\'t speak Chinese.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney look at a computer screen on the president\'s desk in the Oval Office. On the screen it says: \'E-mail: Yeah? Well I\'m rubber and you\'re glue ...\' Bush says: \'Check out stinky pants bin Laden\'s lame comeback to our calling him an Islamo-fascist.\' Cheney says: \'And they say we\'re not winning the war on terror!\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    One gauge on a gasoline pump says: \'U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq: 2,643. The second gauge says: \'U.S. soldiers wounded in Iraq: 19,358.\' Caption says: \'The price of gas ... keeps rising.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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    MIKE THOMPSON

    Two boys walk past a \'welcome back students\' poster onto campus. One wears a baseball cap that says \'summer computer camp\' and a T-shirt that says \'summer soccer camp \'06.\' The other wears a cap that says \'summer science camp\' and a T-shirt that says \'summer leadership camp.\' In the caption one says: \'What a relief to get back to work. All this vacation was wearing me out.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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