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Friday, June 18 2021 @ 11:38 AM EDT
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Friday, June 18 2021 @ 11:38 AM EDT
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The Paramus Post - Greater Paramus News and Lifestyle Webzine
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MIKE THOMPSON

A man appears nervous while on the court stand in the first frame. He says: \'Um ...\' The caption says: \'Having trouble splitting hairs before Senate Committees?\' In the second frame, the caption says: \'Then try a dose of ... \' The arrow points to a bottle called \'Alberto Vo Jive.\' The bottle has a picture of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on it. In the third frame, Gonzales wipes a tear and says: \'I want to sincerely apologize to the families of the fired prosecutors ... for what I deny doing.\' The caption says: \'It adds sheen and luster to your hair-splitting.\' In the fourth frame, Gonzales sits at the stand and says: \'I did nothing wrong ... but my memory\'s hazy.\' The captions says: \'It smooths out contradictions, restoring damaged credibility!\' In the fifth frame, Gonzales says: \'I have nothing to hide ... but my memory\'s hazy.\' The caption reads: \'Makes those split hairs look healthy!\' In the last frame, Gonzales has flowers around his head. A Democratic donkey in a suit says: \'He\'s full of it.\' A Republican elephant in a suit responds: \'But his it don\'t stink!\' The caption says: \' ... and it smells great, too.\' Editorial cartoon by Mike Thompson.

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